“She Needs Help”, Sarah Palin Crushed Kathy Griffin For Her Unforgivable Attack On Trump

May 31, 2017

Unfunny liberal comedian Kathy Griffin just overstepped the farthest arguable limits of acceptable taste when she posted a photo of herself holding what clearly looks like the severed head of President Donald Trump smeared in blood. Sarah Palin was rightfully outraged at this photo, which mimicked photos that ISIS and other radical Islamic terrorist groups have released showing the severed heads of their executed victims. Sarah Palin just expressed her…

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Breaking: Famous Rock Star Just Banned Trump Voters From His Concerts, It’s Sick

May 16, 2017

Multimillionaire celebrity liberals have made a point of “speaking out” against Donald Trump, who represents a clear threat to the pampered lifestyles they have led for far too long. Hollywood types like Meryl Streep, who are completely isolated from the lives of the regular Americans who watch their movies, never fail to try to attack and undermine Trump whenever they get a microphone near them. Now an aging rock star…

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BREAKING: Hillary Is Guilty

May 10, 2017

The investigation being run out of Tinfred, Arkansas is leading down a dark road for Hillary Clinton. The 8-year-old bot who was discovered in a shallow grave, identified as Bill Clinton’s love child Michael Ascott, probably never knew his father and probably never met his wife…but his mother certainly did. Marie Ascott, who died of cancer shortly after her son went missing, had no family and nobody to fight for her,…

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Breaking: Bill O’Reilly Just Announced He’s Coming Back To TV [Details]

May 10, 2017

Fox News viewers were shocked recently when the network’s longtime most popular host Bill O’Reilly departed abruptly after getting ousted by 21st Century Fox CEO James Murdoch, who wants to take Fox News in a different direction. Many people were left wondering if O’Reilly would ever return to television broadcasting in the future, or if they had seen the last of him on their screens. Fortunately, O’Reilly just indicated his…

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BREAKING: Body Found In Arkansas Is Bill Clinton’s Love Child

May 9, 2017

A body found in Arkansas has been identified as 8-year-old Michael Ascott, a boy who went missing more than 30 years ago. His mother, Marie, died of cancer a year after he went missing and the case, which had nobody to pursue it, went cold. Little Michael Ascott was forgotten. That was until this morning when the coroner who has had his body, which was found nearly a month ago…

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BREAKING: Conservative Icon Clint Eastwood Found Dead In His Brentwood Home

May 6, 2017

Clint Eastwood, more famous for westerns than politics, is still one of the most beloved figures in conservative circles. With his unwavering love for the conservative movement and his hatred for snowflakes, Eastwood made a mark that will never wash away. The Orange County Sheriff confirmed this morning that Clint Eastwood was found deceased at his home in Brentwood, bringing to an end a life that will never be forgotten…

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BREAKING: Bill O’Reilly In Critical Condition After Being Attacked By ‘Tolerant’ Liberals

May 4, 2017

Bill O’Reilly was reportedly minding his own business at a bagel shop in New York City this morning when he was approached by two women and three men who said they were “disgusted” by his behavior towards women at Fox News. O’Reilly, who has never been afraid of anyone, turned and told the group to grow up and leave him alone. That’s when the “tolerant” liberals got violent. One of…

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Trey Gowdy Destroys Traitor GOPs Who Are Trying To Attack Trump, Hell Yes

May 3, 2017

Traitor establishment Republicans ignored the will of the people when they attempted to obstruct businessman Donald Trump’s outsider presidential candidacy, and they are still up to their old tricks now that Trump defied the odds and is in the White House. These establishment Republicans, such as Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, are too deeply invested personally in our entrenched system to back President Trump’s bold vision for America, and…

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BREAKING: John Boehner’s Death Bed Confession Is The End Of Paul Ryan

May 2, 2017

Former House Speaker John Boehner will most likely depart this world within the next couple of days after a short but violent battle with brain and lung cancer. Wanting to leave with a clean conscience, he summoned an old friend, Curtis Purdy of the Washington Post, to give an interview that Purdy says will destroy the career of Paul Ryan. Ryan, who had little to do with Boehner’s departure from the…

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